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RT @Laura_Slawson: @AlanCarr oh Alan please RT I've just had a lasagne. I named it Alan.
Updated 17-Jan 20:36 via Twitter for iPhone
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RT @mikaytay: @AlanCarr Alan please RT me, I didn't name my hamster after you as I don't have one, but next time one of my kids get nits I'm naming 1 Alan
Updated 17-Jan 20:23 via Twitter for iPhone
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@claire35uk thanks Claire - much appreciated my darling xxx
Updated 17-Jan 20:19 via Echofon
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You betcha!!!RT @EmeryRory: @AlanCarr vote chatty man for Ntas!
Updated 17-Jan 20:18 via Echofon
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@ForemanMichelle what kind of a moron wouldn't put petrol in it? Xx
Updated 17-Jan 20:15 via Echofon
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Me and @officialadele auditioning for Downton Abbey!! http://t.co/keWpUSds
Updated 17-Jan 18:57 via Echofon
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RT @chattyman: One week left to vote for #chattyman at the @OfficialNTAs < >a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://t.co/3le6ruku"/a< You know you want to! Sam x
Updated 17-Jan 18:30 via Echofon
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@AlanCarrsMissus oops! The missus ain't happy
Updated 16-Jan 23:05 via Mobile Web
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Yep you guessed it - an S & M dungeon.
Updated 16-Jan 23:05 via Mobile Web
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Right guess where I went on holiday http://t.co/XkIAzcUE
Updated 16-Jan 23:02 via Echofon
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Let's play a game - I'll give you a twitpic clue and see if you can guess
Updated 16-Jan 22:57 via Echofon
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Totally chilled holiday - no phone, no Internet no news. I come home and find out Anthony Worrell Thompsons been nicking!!! WTF!!!
Updated 16-Jan 22:52 via Mobile Web
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RT @jaynelennon: @AlanCarr pls RT for @BattenDiseaseUK a rare childhood terminal brain disease and for sufferers Ashleigh & Alisha Lennon thanks x
Updated 16-Jan 22:48 via Twitter for iPad
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Excuse me everyone - I've just come back off holiday and not one of you has asked to see my white bits. Huh - charming!
Updated 16-Jan 22:47 via Mobile Web
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Hmm yes #playingitstraight makes Carry On Camping look like Songs of Praise. Even I am blushing at the blatant innuendo
Updated 16-Jan 22:45 via Mobile Web
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@danevans69 have one for me!! Ha ha x
Updated 04-Jan 21:14 via web
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RT @Jules_CN: @AlanCarr RT xmas tree black bag......If you'd been stood up in the corner of a room all xmas you'd want a comfy rest too Lol !
Updated 04-Jan 21:12 via web
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@mrcarlski73 *waving* - happy now? xx
Updated 04-Jan 21:11 via web
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@TheHeartbrat @CherLloyd was so much fun!! We had a right laugh - even though it was bleedin' freezing!!
Updated 04-Jan 21:10 via web
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@AlanCarrsMissus what? The peekaboo bra and crotchless knickers?
Updated 04-Jan 21:09 via web
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@MissEvaG it does me too - we're just sensitive souls i guess x
Updated 04-Jan 21:08 via web
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RT @jessicarlove: @AlanCarr can you please RT this, and help us get #TeamMax trending, a brave 3 year old boy having a life changing kidney transplant xx
Updated 04-Jan 21:04 via web
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Someone's laid their discarded xmas tree up against a binbag so its comfy - ahh bless - or it could have just fallen on it - who knows
Updated 04-Jan 21:02 via web
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@caroline_moffat now THAT is a strange dream!!! Ha haXx
Updated 04-Jan 12:14 via web
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Yeah watch out Dita Von Tease - theres a new sex kitten in town
Updated 04-Jan 00:39 via web
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