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WEDNESDAY @ Victoria Stn. 1 - 3pm. Bringing back Swap Shop with http://t.co/t1cXUBUy - Win yourself Nectar points & prizes
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If you've got something to swap - Unwanted Christmas pressies - DVD's games, books - ANYTHING then Swap Shop returns 4 One Day Only!!
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Said 2 pharmacist I need some condoms. She said, Just a minute? I said Yes, they’re the ones
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I’m using guinea pig as guinea pig to see if I like guinea pigs
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Mate lent me 10K 4 plastic surgery. He doesn't know who I am now so he's not getting it back
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Thanks 4 all the messages. I'm trying to DM u all. Apologies if I miss the odd one or 2 xx
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Went to bingo last night- Got two fat ladies. Worst threesome ever
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C5 toilet paper on sale with pictures of Celebrity Big B contestants on each sheet & u get to colour them in
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Gonna prove 2 people that I'm not a lazy git by taking down our Christmas tree
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Avalanche – It’s what Italian people do @ mid day
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Son came home with a settee & two chairs. I've told him not 2 accept suites from strangers
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Ahhh! That really hurts. When I said destroy the ring I didn't mean this one Gandalf
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Wey Hey - It's Sunday.... Die Hard - What a way to go
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Slept with a woman who said I was such a big boy!! I said ‘You're pulling my leg’
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Mother In Law arrested 4 streaking @ Chelsea flower show. On the bright side she won first prize for her dried arrangement
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'Sure' Women's 48 hour deodorant. For those who really can't be bothered to take a shower
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Two lovely people to follow. A good friend - the one and only @dennis_les - & also Mr @joelrossradio - Nice man X
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Ooops!! Gave you the wrong name for Les Dennis to follow - next tweet is correct
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Checked my piles out using a mirror. Maybe I should have waited till the lift was empty
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After several karate lessons, I can now break a five-inch board with my cast
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Wednesday. I'm @ Victoria Station Swapping 4 http://t.co/dzXcHeil - 1pm - Bring something 2 swap. Giving away Nectar points & prizes 2
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My wife is a body double for Angelina Jolie . She just does all her eating scenes
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My wife said she wanted a Brazilian downstairs. We’ve now got Pele lodging with us
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World’s Best Moustache Competition winner announced. Won by a woman from Norfolk
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Renault & Ford make new car based on the Clio & Taurus: The All New 'Clitaurus'
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