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So Farewell Brisbane, til the next time.. I shall embroider the memory into the fabric of my soul..
Updated 13-Jul 15:29 via web
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http://twitvid.com/JUGC7 - 'you might find yourself, at the wheel of a large automobile'
Updated 13-Jul 14:28 via TwitVid.com
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it is 'reasonably priced' but goes a bit better than a Kia c'eed
Updated 13-Jul 13:13 via web
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About to drive a V8 Holden Supercar http://twitpic.com/24wmci
Updated 13-Jul 13:07 via Twitpic
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ah Brisbane, Hoons, Loons, and Barking Poltroons.. thanks for being an entertaining audience
Updated 12-Jul 14:26 via web
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Interval at the QPAC - what loons! We're on a Road to Nowhere..
Updated 12-Jul 13:12 via web
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Larks abound! Tis Bris and the shiny QPAC stage beckons like a laminated Siren
Updated 11-Jul 11:50 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Last night at the O2, what larks, me and the Actor Kevin Eldon dancing about like loons..
Updated 31-Mar 12:31 via web
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@wwtconservation the pixie pasties were superb, I had a great time - and i am now part of your followship BB
Updated 31-Mar 12:29 via web
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pardon me, LHC up and running now. I expect a Higgs Boson by tea time
Updated 30-Mar 14:30 via mobile web
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quelle surprise, the LHC didn't work again.. they had plugged it into a 4-way extension which fused apparently
Updated 30-Mar 13:33 via web
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@Carl19692 is this some kind of Cornishman's dream sequence
Updated 29-Mar 23:49 via web
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ooh la la! love my new tiny Cornish Style Nip-Pasties! Can't wait til tea-time! ( the von teesey version)
Updated 29-Mar 22:34 via web
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was at the Palace for centenary of Sir Peter Scott, founder of WWT- drinks, and tiny pixie-style pasties (not nipple, cornish)
Updated 29-Mar 22:32 via web
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Got 'usherd' out by a liveried footman with an earpiece, like a Royal Matrix
Updated 29-Mar 21:54 via mobile web
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Am tweeting from inside Buckingham Palace - i may be killd by mi5
Updated 29-Mar 21:36 via mobile web
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hey, re the tour, if you go to www.billbailey.co.uk and register, you'll get sent all the tour info asap, ok? Twitter I Unlike You
Updated 29-Mar 14:31 via web
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Deny me would you Twitter? well, I Deny Your Existence! How d'you feel now? Mr. La-di-da Collection of Networking Servers..
Updated 28-Mar 17:37 via web
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I am just a pencil drawing .. a scribble on the post-it note of reality
Updated 28-Mar 17:09 via web
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so I am now just a whisper in cyberpace, a restless spirit in the ether..
Updated 28-Mar 16:53 via web
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twitter says I don't exist...oh no! i'm melting immmm melllllltiiiing..@@@@@@aaaaa............
Updated 28-Mar 16:40 via web
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just had my an email from Twitter, saying (after six months) my request to verify my account has been declined what? eh? shakes head...
Updated 28-Mar 16:07 via web
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@stiffybing1 that's Nature red in tooth and claw
Updated 28-Mar 16:05 via web
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@darciec obviously!
Updated 27-Mar 14:26 via web
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and then I shall tour Australia, so there...
Updated 27-Mar 14:20 via web
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