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@saerwen Rude not to
Updated 30-Nov 21:07 via web
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Going to send emails to those of you who signed up in the last 24 hours - apols if anyone gets it twice! http://bit.ly/nigerianlottery
Updated 30-Nov 18:40 via Seesmic Desktop
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RT @crocutax2: The @JohnCleese email newsletter thing is really funny. I've not laughed that hard at an email since my quarterly work review.
Updated 30-Nov 11:21 via web
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RT @Nick_D25: If I had to be fnerned by someone, I'm glad it was @JohnCleese
Updated 30-Nov 02:13 via Echofon
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@johnmoorehead Nice idea
Updated 30-Nov 02:12 via web
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@dashaw99 I am solid state
Updated 30-Nov 01:31 via web
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RT @KrystynLambert: @JohnCleese sends the loveliest letters! If you're not on his mailing list, I highly suggest you be fnern and sign up to be spammed at once.
Updated 30-Nov 01:23 via Twitter for iPhone
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Have you signed up to my monthly email yet? You're missing out if you haven't! http://johncleesenigerianlottery.co.uk/
Updated 29-Nov 15:00 via Seesmic Desktop
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I'm attaching a photo of me that Garry took in Norway when I was on tour... Well, he seems to think it's good photo...
Updated 24-Nov 15:14 via Twitter for iPad
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Darling twaters, I'm back, and more luscious than ever! You must look me up @goldenglobes great photos. More soon...
Updated 23-Nov 22:00 via Twitter for iPad
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Follow these lovely minions, even tastier than onions.. http://twitter.com/JohnCleese/minions #FF #JC
Updated 19-Nov 16:40 via web
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Oh look, another tweet!
Updated 19-Nov 16:40 via web
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Too happy to tweet
Updated 18-Nov 09:55 via web
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@Vinvin We shall not mention the time you attempted to leave with Rocky the chicken
Updated 05-Nov 00:44 via Seesmic Desktop
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Recovering from my birthday party... Thank you for all the lovely messages. And the rude ones too.
Updated 31-Oct 15:58 via Twitter for iPad
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@cyclingguy1961 I can't remember
Updated 27-Oct 16:57 via Twitter for iPhone
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Thanks for the birthday wishes, each one memorised.
Updated 27-Oct 16:21 via Twitter for iPhone
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RT @thefuckingpope: I'm wearing purple today! Not all of it visible! ? http://blip.fm/~xn2iz
Updated 20-Oct 17:29 via Blip.fm
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läppbalsam
Updated 18-Oct 12:15 via web
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@Rafawoc Thank you
Updated 18-Oct 01:22 via web
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RT @deekdeekster: if i read another glib, sweeping, self-help-style generalisation on the internet i will turn it off
Updated 29-Sep 16:30 via Seesmic Desktop
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Just when you thought it was safe to twatter.... I'm back... watch this space for up dates on my antics...
Updated 24-Sep 10:02 via web
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Perhaps...
Updated 23-Sep 09:45 via web
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Possibly...
Updated 22-Sep 10:33 via web
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If you can read this, please tweet "brown cheese is the best cheese"
Updated 14-Sep 10:45 via Seesmic Desktop
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