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Sexists. Remember the traditional greeting for today is "a pinch and a punch, it's her time of the month".
Updated 01-Dec 19:13 via Twitter for iPhone
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Seen this yet? Gary Lineker suffers from too many Walkers Beef and Onion flavour at Italia 90 http://bit.ly/gLBiLS
Updated 01-Dec 18:09 via TweetDeck
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@ThisisDavina hah. Did you get many "off you go to poo at Paul's" comments?
Updated 01-Dec 17:12 via TweetDeck
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@TomHickie can't we at least discuss this?
Updated 01-Dec 16:39 via TweetDeck
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Oh bloody hell! - England bid latest. Capello just substituted Beckham with Emile Heskey.
Updated 01-Dec 15:35 via TweetDeck
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Thank you for Shag/Marry answers. I'm still no clearer whether you can Shag once Married. In the game as in life.
Updated 01-Dec 15:16 via TweetDeck
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@pontychris I suggest you wait till you see someone actually suffocated by a wrapper then use the joke. It'll definitely work then.
Updated 01-Dec 15:01 via TweetDeck
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Debate rages on set. Can we clarify rules of Shag/Marry/Kill? If you Marry, can you also Shag them? (I wont ask the same question for Kill)
Updated 01-Dec 15:00 via TweetDeck
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Well, well.... Audley Harrison announces he's to take up boxing.
Updated 01-Dec 14:27 via TweetDeck
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I'm sure I'm not the first to make the following joke so apologies if you got there first. But I've just heard the news....
Updated 01-Dec 14:27 via TweetDeck
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@fevchef teehee...
Updated 01-Dec 13:03 via TweetDeck
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Lets clarify tuition fees with a TV debate. Vince Cable could propose and then arguing against you could have Vince Cable
Updated 01-Dec 12:18 via Twitter for iPhone
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A pinch and a punch, Audley Harrison's on the canvas again.
Updated 01-Dec 10:02 via Twitter for iPhone
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@rev_neil commented. Ta for brainprompt...
Updated 30-Nov 23:48 via Twitter for iPhone
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@ChicaLolita @caitlinmoran @EmmaK67 twas shocking. I am shocked. In a bad way.
Updated 30-Nov 23:32 via TweetDeck
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The England bid 3 lions. Prince William, Becks, Cameron. Marry No Evil, Kick No Evil and Knows Fuck-All About Football.
Updated 30-Nov 23:31 via TweetDeck
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Despite last night's programme, the England bid team still feel they've a good chance of getting the 2018 Panorama special
Updated 30-Nov 21:52 via TweetDeck
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@JoxVox Nope. That sounds a toughie. I feel better now.
Updated 30-Nov 18:42 via TweetDeck
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@BenLGallagher hello. My hearing's only just returned hence my overreliance on Twitter since the gig...
Updated 30-Nov 18:40 via TweetDeck
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@MerylORourke eBin 'em...
Updated 30-Nov 18:39 via TweetDeck
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@MerylORourke ah the memories. My mum has them all. eBay? They could go for a fortune...
Updated 30-Nov 17:24 via Twitter for iPhone
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Filming outdoors today tho I actually suspect I'm part of an experiment to find the exact temperature at which humour freezes
Updated 30-Nov 17:19 via Twitter for iPhone
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@minxtwit it's part of the job description. And I'm unbearably miserable between tweets.
Updated 30-Nov 14:53 via TweetDeck
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Demo latest. Snow has found its way onto the roof of Tory HQ. And onto a police van. Crazy! #demo2010
Updated 30-Nov 14:52 via TweetDeck
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@man_on_football careful. You dont want that daubed on the wall of your house....
Updated 30-Nov 13:59 via TweetDeck
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