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RT @simonaylor: Easy: http://t.co/41UsDMo7 “@charltonbrooker: Remake of Avatar using the Jet Set Willy engine. There you go. Fucking billions. Kerching.”
Updated 11-Jan 13:09 via TweetDeck
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Remake of Avatar using the Jet Set Willy engine. There you go. Fucking billions. Kerching.
Updated 11-Jan 12:57 via TweetDeck
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RT @DrMatthewSweet: Film-makers! Why not issue a report that calls for a more mainstream government that only implements successful policies?
Updated 11-Jan 12:54 via Twitter for iPhone
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@JamesSmartIII That's where we shot Black Mirror
Updated 11-Jan 12:54 via TweetDeck
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RT @LudditeWebDev: This. RT @ofni1: @charltonbrooker A remake of Kes - downtrodden Billy becomes flying-but-flawed superhero Kesman when bitten by his kestrel.
Updated 11-Jan 12:46 via TweetList Pro
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My Beautiful Laundrette 3D
Updated 11-Jan 12:44 via TweetDeck
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@Charliecondou Well now that's a great name; well done.
Updated 11-Jan 12:42 via TweetDeck
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UK remake of 'Falling Down' starring Adrian Chiles?
Updated 11-Jan 12:38 via TweetDeck
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How about a horror film where thousands of Londoners go bonkers and start looting & burning stu... oh no hang on, that's been done.
Updated 11-Jan 12:32 via TweetDeck
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Vigilante Beefeater, lives in Tower of London, behaves like 'Dark Knight'. Wears rubberized Beefeater costume; has army of ravens.
Updated 11-Jan 12:27 via TweetDeck
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Hmm. Maybe Cameron's right though. Will try to dream up a uniquely British mainstream blockbuster. Thinking cap on.
Updated 11-Jan 12:24 via TweetDeck
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Cameron only liked the King's Speech because it showed him how people less posh than him used to live.
Updated 11-Jan 12:14 via TweetDeck
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RT @Mumbler3: The Inbetweeners Movie is cited as successful. But the original TV series still required nurturing and some risk-taking. There's no formula.
Updated 11-Jan 12:09 via web
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How many British films does Cameron have in his DVD collection anyway? Fuck all by the looks of it: http://t.co/NUx9IOo8
Updated 11-Jan 12:06 via TweetDeck
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Am now determined to write most commercially successful British film ever about a walking perineum being elected PM.
Updated 11-Jan 11:46 via TweetDeck
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David Cameron can shove everything he's ever thought about the British film industry right up his plastic lizardy arse.
Updated 11-Jan 11:39 via TweetDeck
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@robertflorence Don't pretend that's never happened to you.
Updated 10-Jan 02:28 via TweetDeck
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Batman has unending feuds with people with names like 'The Riddler'. It's like a squabble on a messageboard basically.
Updated 09-Jan 19:25 via TweetDeck
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Batman = type of dick who wears cellphone holster RT @chrisvinnicombe also that utility belt thing is a glorified bumbag
Updated 09-Jan 19:21 via TweetDeck
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Batman fans are actually *happy* his parents were murdered; otherwise Batman wouldn't exist. How fucking selfish can you get?
Updated 09-Jan 19:19 via TweetDeck
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Batman can't dress self RT @girlonetrack takes 3 people to clothe him: 1 for undergarments, 2 doing torso, cape, mask etc (I worked on film)
Updated 09-Jan 19:16 via TweetDeck
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Apparently sane adults get upset when I mock made-up hero figure Batman. He can take a bit of ribbing. And you know where he can take it.
Updated 09-Jan 19:14 via TweetDeck
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Don't even need to click to guess the classic RT @ChorleyRobbie Am I the nth person to tweet you this K Everett clip? youtu.be/4oeoaoqVf9E
Updated 09-Jan 19:10 via TweetDeck
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@richardosman Caramac is Rose West's favourite chocolate bar.
Updated 09-Jan 19:07 via TweetDeck
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Imagine the rigamarole Batman has to go through taking that wussy fetishwear off when he needs a shit. Bet his cape dangles in the bog too.
Updated 09-Jan 19:05 via TweetDeck
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