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For those of you who liked my AA ditty here's an amusing hoax from them: @TheAA_news http://t.co/sUHjLpBa
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... And before you ask, I'm not dead... Just resting...
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My little darlings, am in Perth, with 8 shows to go, then to Adelaide. Here's a snap that @gazzalon took of me resting http://t.co/VEpS1gBx
Updated Last week via Twitter for iPad
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Now following the very funny @WhitneyCummings
Updated 3 weeks ago via Twitter for iPad
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To all my darling twatters, Merry 30th December, and a Happy 3rd of January. Much love to you all, you gorgeous little ferreting ferrets.
Updated 5 weeks ago via Twitter for iPad
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Just started reading a great new kid's fantasy novel called The Titan Prophesy by A.M Crawford. Love it!
Updated 15-Dec 09:13 via Twitter for iPhone
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... actual rough figures last time we checked - Yoko Idle $13m, Michael Palin $1.1m, the others just under a million each...
Updated 14-Dec 18:49 via Twitter for iPhone
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I see Yoko Idle's been moaning (again), about the royalties he had to pay the other Python's for Spamalot. Apparently he paid me "millions"
Updated 14-Dec 18:46 via Twitter for iPhone
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Off to bed early - Breakfast TV in the morning, see you there!
Updated 04-Dec 22:51 via Twitter for iPhone
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Nearly the end of another gruelling week of talking about myself. It's a good job that I'm so interesting...
Updated 01-Dec 19:45 via web
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Garry kindly points out it wasn't a tear, just condensation on my eyes....
Updated 24-Nov 19:23 via Twitter for iPhone
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A big thank you to you lovely little creatures for making my DVD zoom up the charts.... I have a tear in my eye at your support...
Updated 24-Nov 14:30 via Twitter for iPhone
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Am skipping around singing wonderful Soviet folk songs in preparation for the One Show,tune in and whistle along. DVD is at No. 3 on Amazon!
Updated 21-Nov 19:29 via Twitter for iPhone
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Darling Twatters, today's the day! My first stand-up DVD! I'm on the One Show tonight, so see you there. I love most of you very much.
Updated 21-Nov 10:38 via Twitter for iPhone
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My little ferrets, I've had a lovely (but long) day talking all about myself, to some super radio people, as I count down to my DVD release!
Updated 15-Nov 18:38 via Twitter for iPhone
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So glad that you lovely followers like the site! Don't forget there is a place to leave comments (sycophantic ones)....
Updated 12-Nov 11:12 via Twitter for iPhone
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My darling Twats, not only are we 10 days from my first stand-up DVD, but I'm launching a new website www.johncleese.com parsnips for all!
Updated 11-Nov 23:41 via Twitter for iPhone
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Thank You South Africa! http://t.co/uW7Cuq2K
Updated 08-Nov 22:51 via Camera on iOS
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Some of you lovelies have asked about giving me a gift... You could vote for NSPCC, a charity that I support: http://t.co/q0SvpcLk
Updated 27-Oct 20:32 via Twitter for iPhone
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My dearest, most darlingest, twaterers,Thank you for all your birthday wishes!!! 27 is such a lovely age to be. I love you all!..
Updated 27-Oct 19:24 via Twitter for iPhone
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Dearest little twatters... Here's a pick @gazzalon took of me about to jump off the stage in Cape Town... http://t.co/SHU2eBnD
Updated 22-Oct 21:39 via Twitter for iPhone
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I've had lots of messages from antipodean twitters... Yes, I'm coming to a theatre near you... See Adrian Bohm Presents for details!
Updated 05-Oct 00:22 via Twitter for iPhone
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Wonderful news!! Apparently, you can pre-order the DVD of my one-man show, how lucky for you http://t.co/tCSyhji8 let me know if it works...
Updated 03-Oct 14:38 via web
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My dearest Twats, am sharing a lovely photo (even if I say so myself), of me and Jenny that Garry took @gazzalon http://t.co/evJGlIqq
Updated 01-Oct 22:25 via Twitter for iPhone
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@kohn75 I did warn you... :) warmly surprised by the number of new signups
Updated 30-Nov 22:18 via web
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