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Tonight on E4 treat yourself to Noel Fieldings Luxury Comedy. It's like nothing you've ever seen, visually stunning & super funny.
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Just seen an advert for a dating site exclusively for people that work in uniform or are into them. Great news for the Toll Booth guy.
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Why is everyone giving Gary Glitter such a hard time - he just wants to settle down & have kids.
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I'm at the London Prepares Men's Artistic Gymnastic qualifications - it's like Cirque du Soleil without a director.
Updated 3 weeks ago via Echofon
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Extra Gagging Order warm up show tonight Hen & Chickens at 7.30pm. Tkts go on sale 11am http://t.co/Rz7SP2pN
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Gagging Order warm ups at Hen & Chickens 6/10/12/20 Jan all at 7.30pm. Tkts on sale 11am on morning of each show http://t.co/Rz7SP2pN
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I've been busy these last few days putting material together for the 'Gagging Order' tour. I'll announce some small warm ups on twitter soon
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David Cameron says he'll put a cap on immigrants coming into the UK. That's wrong Immigrants should be allowed to wear what they like
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They're going to ban smoking in private vehicles. That's left smokers fuming. But not in their cars.
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There are new mortgage rules to stop people borrowing more than they can afford. Phew. Just in time.
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There’s uproar cos teens can see uncensored nude images on their blackberries. Or by stripping off and looking in the mirror.
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Boffins have come up with a pill that will help obese people lose weight. They keep it at the end of an 800 m running track.
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Critics say Blue Peter is 'outdated'. But what's outdated about saving milkbottle tops to buy a guide dog for Joey Deacon to walk to Africa?
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The 1st diet pill that doesn’t cause diarrhea is going on sale. I shit you not. Is its brand name.
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A trade in illegal skin bleaching has been revealed. First there was a cover up, and then a whitewash.
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A couple in their 90s have celebrated their 75th wedding anniversary. And they can't remember having a single argument. Or each others names
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A Buddhist monk has been charged with sexual assault after 20 years. I guess what goes around comes around.
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We Are The Champions has been named ‘top karaoke song of all time’ by scientists. Out celebrating Professor Philpott’s birthday
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A hard up council are using ponies to cut the grass. I’m jealous. I've always wanted one of those sit-on mowers.
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A cop fondled a teenager’s breasts in an interview room. He also tried to take down her particulars.
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The NHS is selling Viagra £21 for 4. Hands up everyone who’s tried Viagra…..I said hands.
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Nick Clegg has come out fighting this week and if there’s one man you don't want to make angry it's this spineless Lib Dem doormat.
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Dec 28 1895 X Rays are discovered. Dec 29th 1895 first recorded attempt to look through a lady’s clothes using X Rays
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Jamie Oliver's latest book has had the most popular recipes this Xmas. Not in my house. Where it's the Dominos menu for the 8th year running
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A new study shows that the worlds top scientists can't say if the Turin shroud is fake or not. I can. It is.
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