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Facebook won't be happy till its grown tendrils and wormed its way into your cortex.
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Fuck Facebook as well. Anyone who uses Facebook regularly is a cunt.
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That it tries to share *by default* -- that's what really grates. Makes me want to draw Spotify a face, then piss in it.
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I give it five years till we have toilets that BY DEFAULT automatically uploads stats re stool length and weight to Facebook.
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Ugh. Been away and haven't seen all this Spotify 'sharing' shit. Everything's going 'social' and it's absolute fucking bullshit.
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It's east-to-west jet lag, which is the acceptable kind. Up with the lark like a cheery milkman and all that.
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@Lelielle that's a very specific percentage
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@ChrisZahra In Screenwipe / Newswipe it was my real flat. From HTVRYL on, it's been a set.
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@giagia Look at this typical W.E.L.D.E.R. score from Konnie: http://t.co/5IQ5NjeV - she is frightening on that game.
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RT @DesignLeaks: @charltonbrooker What do you think of #Nike? What do they think of us?Cunts? Taken from http://t.co/26Gyfnz2 http://t.co/SppKrqz1
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Wrote this thing about FILMS: http://t.co/tVhCBEaL
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If they remade 'Network' today, instead of sticking their heads out the window to yell "I'm mad as hell", the viewers could just shout "RT".
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RT @prodnose: Watching news headlines. Do you know I'd forgotten all about Nick Clegg? They may as well give him a bright yellow toy steering wheel.
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When I rule the nation, this is what'll happen to public Onesie wearers: http://t.co/46dPEwUn
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This is the only Onesie that's remotely acceptable: http://t.co/tuO5KLF5
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@laurenlaverne @gracedent FUN BODYBAGS
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It is impossible to imagine any notable figure from history wearing a Onesie.
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@laurenlaverne @gracedent I reckon the next craze will be NHS hospital gowns with the exposed arse.
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@gracedent It's like walking outside with your arse out, mid-shit. It's that pitiful.
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@gracedent I have a Onesie. I was given it as a gift at Christmas. I wore it in the house one day. I felt like Barney Bear in hibernation.
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@gracedent Definitely with you on the Onesie thing. Beyond baffling. Way into frightening.
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@mushroomyakuza I say 'it', I mean 'I'
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@mushroomyakuza No problem. If it looked confused, it was jet lag.
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@jesslikesthis Ah, well I very much hope it's not true; I just read it on the BBC News website.
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Only just heard about TV producer Richard Hopkins dying. Worked with him on my 1st TV writing job (11 O' Clock Show) - a lovely man. RIP.
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