Alan Carr's recent Tweets
a) im up cos am still buzzing from @chattyman or b) Paul O'Grady made me have a glass of absinthe - You decide!!
Updated 3 days ago via web
I didnt lick Brandons face but i did lick Katy Perry's new album - it smells off pick n mix - strange but nice
Updated 3 days ago via web
@UnaStewart they were really sweet - i loved the look on Johns face when i told him off
Updated 3 days ago via web
Just had @ThisisDavina @katyperry Paul O'Grady and Brandon Flowers on @chattyman - check it out 10.00pm sunday channel 4
Updated 3 days ago via web
Just interviewed @ThisisDavina on @chattyman had a right laugh and yes i officially love her back WOOF!!!
Updated 3 days ago via web
Thanks for asking but cant go to manchester pride as i have to work *picks up broom and starts sweeping sadly, a la Cinderella*
Updated Last week via web
Mind you, wouldnt it be scarier to release Michelle Bass into the BB house?
Updated Last week via web
Dont worry no-one saw anything - but how embarassing especially when your tenalady pops through the crack
Updated Last week via web
I squatted doing a Shirlena grunt and my new trousers split right from my crutch up to my crack
Updated Last week via web
Had a wardrobe malfunction on @chattyman whilst doing an impersonation of Shirlena on Xfactor - now i know how janet jackson feels!!
Updated Last week via web
Followerless, no-one to follow all i need now is that sodding whale to pop up!
Updated 2 weeks ago via web
RT @Ewokprincess88: @AlanCarr @simonpegg Please RT Police search 4 missing girl, 13, from Sussex (From The Argus): http://www.theargus.co.uk/31134/8338754”
Updated 2 weeks ago via Twitter for iPhone
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