Bob Mortimer's recent Tweets
Awake .. With a face like a Deflated peach...a curious anal shadow ..a gusset fluff omelette etc
Updated 28-Jan 09:01 via Echofon
Awake...with a face like a startled duck.... Like bilbo baggins ball bag... Like Leo Sayers buttock flannel etcs
Updated 27-Jan 09:27 via Echofon
@Rosie30876 we doing a couple of nights in Leeds in march... If its fun we might tour
Updated 26-Jan 23:25 via Echofon
FOR SALE : 2ft long disposable metallic rod : can be carried or abandoned at your leisure : £8:00
Updated 25-Jan 21:47 via Echofon
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