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@Acidflapjack I don't know.I retreated from twitter bc it wasn't really manageable&I never scroll back to see what was tweeted while I slept
Updated 11-Feb 11:04 via web
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@brettgoldstein No. The one thousand, two hundred and thirty fourth to have a phone, I think.
Updated 11-Feb 10:43 via web
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@ajc1973 I can see why.
Updated 11-Feb 10:37 via web
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@brettgoldstein 01234, I think.
Updated 11-Feb 10:34 via web
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@kayakincardiff shirt appreciators isn't really having-a-conversation.When 100s of tweets are all dead-ends on 1 topic, you have to retreat.
Updated 11-Feb 10:34 via web
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@kayakincardiff But explaining that to them appears churlish. But "no it's not" isn't really doing anything.Likewise saying "Thanks!" to 50
Updated 11-Feb 10:32 via web
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@kayakincardiff The thing is, when a strangers tweets, "Huh, that shirts shit" it's not upsetting. It's just the dullest form of "banter".
Updated 11-Feb 10:31 via web
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@kayakincardiff Of course. But I can't maintain 80 conversations with 80 individuals about the same thing when the topic is so dull.
Updated 11-Feb 10:31 via web
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@brettgoldstein It as the best telephone std code in Britain!
Updated 11-Feb 10:29 via web
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When every tweet is telling me someone either likes/dislikes or is-indifferent to a shirt I wore once, there is nought to say but n'night.
Updated 10-Feb 23:52 via web
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@PaddyBriggs As I said before - it was vintage.
Updated 10-Feb 23:48 via web
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Now people are reassuring me that they liked the shirt. I'm genuinely confused by the fact that ppl have opinions either way. It's a shirt.
Updated 10-Feb 23:46 via web
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@Bluedenny as do I. Hence the inverted commas.
Updated 10-Feb 23:42 via Plume for Android
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@foster63 that's why it was in inverted commas. Telling a stranger you don't like their shirt is surely the dullest "banter".
Updated 10-Feb 23:40 via Plume for Android
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@Antinomodes &talking-about-things-that-are-on-the-tv-now as if they weren't on now but were only on when they were recorded is a symptom.
Updated 10-Feb 23:39 via Plume for Android
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Odd how answering the several ppl who asked about the shirt prompts several other ppl to tell me they dislike the shirt. "Banter", eh? Take.
Updated 10-Feb 23:34 via Plume for Android
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@DrMuttley nope. Just squeezing a tweet into 140characters.
Updated 10-Feb 23:31 via Plume for Android
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@Antinomodes wow, they changed the name of the show between the recording and the broadcast?
Updated 10-Feb 23:30 via Plume for Android
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Updated 10-Feb 23:29 via Plume for Android
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@KevinIsaac imagine the chaos that would reign if ppl used twitter instead of agents for that sort of thing?!
Updated 10-Feb 23:28 via Plume for Android
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According to twitter I'm onQI onBBC2 now.Many asking where I got the shirt from.I was given it.It's vintage.It even had a$5bill in t'pocket.
Updated 10-Feb 23:26 via Plume for Android
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@Scrufter The answer to that takes more than 140chats... which is why I blogged this: http://t.co/KY8yZkKz
Updated 10-Feb 18:07 via web
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@daniellcoleman Hi Dan. Can you explain why someone called ChristophGoulds was leaving spam on flickr. Looks connected to @whitehatmedia
Updated 10-Feb 17:16 via web
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@LaursCullen91 Except the trophies and exceptional ability. May the best player win, says I. Would be v happy for Whitlock, mind.
Updated 10-Feb 16:11 via TweetDeck
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@LaursCullen91 Well Taylor & Lewis both looked pretty special last night. If not one of them, then Whitlock.
Updated 10-Feb 16:07 via TweetDeck
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