Andrew Collins's Recent Tweets

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@WeeMann Your siren cannot hurt me - I used the "etc." shield of irony

Updated 02-Dec 16:45 via web

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@onemorethenhome Well spotted. Although I doubt Scottish people wanted England not to get it more than I did!

Updated 02-Dec 16:44 via web

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Are those microphones, or is Sebb Blatter on a cross-trainer? #wc2018

Updated 02-Dec 16:43 via web

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Hey! SPOILER ALERT! I'm watching the announcement later on Sky+ #wc2018

Updated 02-Dec 16:40 via web

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3pm you said! #wc2018

Updated 02-Dec 16:38 via web

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When's the managing director from Orange/Panasonic/Absolut going to get up and say a few words? #wc2018

Updated 02-Dec 16:36 via web

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IT IS NOW ... no, wait, IT IS IN A MINUTE #wc2018

Updated 02-Dec 16:35 via web

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They think it's all over etc. #wc2018

Updated 02-Dec 16:35 via web

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Anybody else going to "say a few words" before they actually say the few words everybody is here for? #wc2018

Updated 02-Dec 16:33 via web

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How come Press Association have announced that England hasn't won the bid? Antoine de Caunes hasn't announced it yet

Updated 02-Dec 16:31 via web

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Prince William is so tense about the Fifa bid his hair seems to have fallen out

Updated 02-Dec 16:29 via web

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@tazismad Too soon! Mince pies acceptable from late November, but I think stollen should be save up for Christmas week

Updated 02-Dec 14:54 via web

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@tazismad Stollen, surely

Updated 02-Dec 14:16 via web

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@rachelpearce I'm not an expert, just an enthusiast (and cat owner), but much harder for cats to stalk/surprise birds in blanket of snow?

Updated 02-Dec 12:34 via web

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@fownesie The tits have their own seed feeders

Updated 02-Dec 12:33 via web

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@wowser The rate at which the nuts are going, I'll be replacing them in about 10 minutes!

Updated 02-Dec 11:43 via web

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@Angelsguardian My guess is that they'd consider that a "job" rather than a retirement option! (I certainly would.) Follow them on Twitter

Updated 02-Dec 11:41 via web

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Wow! Put two handfuls of peanuts out in the back garden and it's a party out there! Magpies, starlings, blackbirds, a crow: non-angry birds!

Updated 02-Dec 11:39 via web

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@FayebellineW It's a modest thank-you gift for supporters, I think. (I'm hoping @CatsProtection will confirm my assumption.)

Updated 02-Dec 11:37 via web

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@squirrelesque No treats, it is a very small, modest calendar, ideal for austerity Britain but full of good vibes

Updated 02-Dec 11:03 via web

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For those that have asked, I don't believe the @CatsProtection advent calendar is available to buy, just a small gift for supporters?

Updated 02-Dec 11:02 via web

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@Angelsguardian Thank you. I began by writing it under duress from my publisher, but ended up really enjoying it

Updated 02-Dec 11:01 via web

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@SorbetDigital You got it! Black face, white blouse (only head shot so that's all I know) - grumpy looking but wise

Updated 02-Dec 10:37 via web

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@gatoula I believe they send it out as a gift to supporters ...

Updated 02-Dec 10:36 via web

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Still, look on the bright side: the cat behind Door 2 of my @CatsProtection advent calendar is called Poppett

Updated 02-Dec 10:33 via web

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