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I have managed to make this new kettle work without reading the Instruction Manual. #reallyproud

Updated 10-Feb 16:08 via web

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Is it so wrong to be watching Lionel Messi goals at this hour?

Updated 10-Feb 03:32 via web

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New drug cures alzheimers in mice. But what are mice with alzheimers like?

Updated 09-Feb 20:04 via txt

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On the plus side Harry Redknapp has asked me to be the new England captain.

Updated 09-Feb 16:50 via txt

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Chuggers at me like bees round winnie the pooh

Updated 09-Feb 16:45 via txt

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Just overhead: 'it's, like, literally, like, random'. So many commas, such small brains.

Updated 09-Feb 16:22 via txt

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Look at that bloke. What a wanker.

Updated 09-Feb 16:00 via txt

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Shuffling through soho in foul mood. 'Beyond Retro' - what a stupid fucking name.

Updated 09-Feb 15:51 via txt

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When people say 'You look well!' they generally mean 'Jesus you look terrible!'

Updated 08-Feb 18:11 via txt

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Sleeping in Beatrix Potter's house for the Öne Show. The nice NT staff tell me they're often asked about her grandson Harry.

Updated 07-Feb 20:49 via txt

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@OHaffenden Am honoured - have a great evening - I am up North sleeping with Beatrix Potter

Updated 06-Feb 12:30 via web

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@nationalrailenq I am getting the 15,30 London to Windermere change Lancaster. Are there any problems?

Updated 06-Feb 11:52 via web

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People who use the phrase 'end of' are irritating morons. End of.

Updated 05-Feb 16:29 via web

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O dear I am on a drip - his name is Tarquin.

Updated 05-Feb 14:29 via web

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@nationalrailenq @itssaam how is the east coast line to newcastle?

Updated 05-Feb 14:04 via web

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In 1494 Michelangelo made a snowman. Whatever you feel about the high renaissance you know that must have been a hell of a snowman

Updated 05-Feb 03:23 via web

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@DeborahJaneOrr Mr Tomkins, snowman, is now the size of the Shard. Stopping now to save aircraft. And do not have big enough carrot for nose

Updated 04-Feb 21:47 via web

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The snowman I am building, Mr Tomkins, is already 200' tall.

Updated 04-Feb 20:22 via web

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O dear - my finger has frozen to the snot inside my nose.

Updated 04-Feb 10:55 via web

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PPPHHWOOAAAAAAAAAAAHH.... that's better. Now hitching to Brighton to start a beach party. Ah Friday nights...

Updated 04-Feb 02:01 via web

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Bit nippier than I thought in Tooting Lido. Am trapped under the ice. Tricky to tweet. Holding my breath........

Updated 04-Feb 01:49 via web

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Sumptuous pink sunset in Balham - heading down to Tooting Lido for a swim. You coming?

Updated 04-Feb 01:34 via web

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If you see me today in Richmond Park today and tell me you too are a Belieber I will give you £4.50

Updated 28-Jan 11:09 via web

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@Richard56 That is the problem with funerals - they are like a Cliff Richard concert.

Updated 28-Jan 11:08 via web

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That's a song you rarely hear at a funeral - 'I will survive' by Gloria Gaynor.

Updated 28-Jan 02:41 via web

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